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Dossier

by NEETS

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15worm37 A fair warning to whomever wishes to purchase this tape, some of the hidden government codes contained within may interfere with standard human brainwaves. Due to such occurrences, my life has been destroyed and I shall never forgive these NEETS. Favorite track: The Autodialer.
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1.
force-feed reskins meat reels reload i ball too hard breakout artist closeups dissolve detox my flag's farce-fried 4K bloody nose gets touched up, not yet zoom, don't enhance my whiteout writes out pure white helmet 3000 year long bird hanging around your neck in 3D? we're looking for hot young guns to star in a hit movie touchdown gay bomb zoom, don't enhance my whites out lights out dad's at work gotta pile up a million and i'm under the gun i make em cry like a civilian till the project's done jetlag carpet-bomb: unclean gay-bar disco radar: pristine gag order the globe: forced meme no-scope ammossadhideen invalid inquiry well i'm a smooth operator so you can keep my other names a hyperreal masturbator fake tits on a cute campaign a camouflage pole-vaulting wheelchair democra-tasers the tongues that explain i shoulder-check your arabian nights i flip the tables in the temple of same
2.
She's Modern 02:32
i and i debauch a debutante ionize and cuck me to the quick fortify this me-mog: i forge your memories (ease me into backwards i'll squeeze into myself) falsify the face and hallucinate the mask sterilizeahaulics the data holo- costs inflate themselves slight of hand debacles shoot up into your school (i shoot up your headlines, i make you make my day) prostitute prostrations abstract as i retract terabytes of terror i pray to spray the gay you pay away schizotismaticians dividing total war (tug my contradiction, abbreviating time) contracokeconceptions, depilatory whores shave my isolation the slave that whips the kiss that cracks the cramps and i recuse my mind and i'll indict my brains back into nothing and now my baby takes the morning plane she's modern huffing online decapitating the circumstance five minutes inside boil concentration into time five minutes inside stockpiled i and i debauch a debutante humping in holography ionize and cuck me to the quick living in pornography
3.
baby i hate your ways i wanna tell you that i really fucking hate the shit you say baby i hate your ways i wanna tell you about the world but it doesn't fucking pay baby i hate your ways i wanna tell you that i really fucking hate the shit you say baby i hate your ways i wanna put you in the news but you're just too fucking gay
4.
Prosthetics 02:29
i extend its hands are tugging at the fattest corner of the picture framing the defense inventor opens the in vents and vents you out to pow-ergonomics ride, sexualympic purchase, sold-notion merchants chemistrated cum-pilations rape and roll the union online shopping for my expectations loading my prosthetics your ideas split me up parts, i'm prosthetic make me change into me flatline, expand i'm re-gay dilate trans-morphed aesthetics dox my sex fumble void stumble self's adenoids birthed in flux gynoroids you should see me flow traveling in time i've become the forms now i skip the lines sex my dox you're employed i'm transexting suinoid impound, compound
5.
ban ban ban ban ban waves waiving your rights at a knife fight bitch slap till I cash out homo-cide-ified blackwiped cash apps, I stay unstrapped for my menstrual show in a cell phone; tow zones for a hundred miles and it's pink it's hot it's wet it's warm it's ringin' my altru-tism I delegate the relegators for later when I become an autodialer I'll sweat for mom the dom it's always sweeter when you beat her to the punch I delegate the relegators for later, not for now when I become an autodialer I’ll sweat for mom the dom it's always sweeter when you beat her to the punch call, call callgirls and call black op beasts the insurgeon but your middle yeast is my bread bowl and cheddar melts, gotta refund all their cum police hardtack lifestyle, so why've I got bodyguards in a thumbnail? but I pluck the thinkin manicure the body of the mind the caller on the line I delegate the relegators for later and I'll become your autodialer I'll sweat for mom the dom cause it's always sweeter when you beat her to the punch I delegate the relegators (for later, not for now, i'm gonna be your autodialer) I sweat for mom, the dom cause it's always sweeter when you beat her to the punch voightkampff jelqer bell curve beauty mindset-milker, iced out blinders giddyup and go I delegate the relegators for later, not for now, till I become an autodialer I'll sweat for mom, the dom it's always sweeter when you beat her to the punch You delegate the relegators for later, not for now, you're gonna be an autodialer I'll never modulate again, cause I keep my conscience in The Cloud
6.
12G Towers 02:29
I got, I got the G the tower's totally fuckin' me up william casey (oj simpson) ronald reagan (robert maxwell) jeffery epstein (meyer lansky) winston churchill (blonde boy shackley)
7.
SuicideWorld 02:23
think i'm gonna kill myself double melon-buster from behind throw myself right out the window i'm workin' for an Enterprising man put that article back on the shelf don't bulletproof a mullet for my mind bless them calculators; compute a god it couldn't be my fault it was the China Man it was a China Plan it was a Sputnik he was a Badnik or the Muhammadist he was a Communist random shooter? unsubscriber? race-keteering? Market molesters detract, detract unmarked explosives contract, contract pull out projections retract, retract mind over mind over news digestors black out NDA guns black out minstrel cyclers black out mind over mind over ballet-believers distract, distract comrade computers distract, distract carnal controllers distract, distract Northern Atlantic: delete every antic, I pray to play obfuscate the ultramen build the barricade again deleting titles, originally jobs deleting patterns, originally wrong deleting emails, originally thoughts deleting natures, originally false delete the lyrics, originally lies delete the record, originally gone

about

The first verified audio communiqué from the experimental NEETS history research program.

This dossier primarily serves as an abstract for initial panoramic field reports (see NEETS almanacs 1 & 2) and as general inspiration to the amateur scholar.

Information from the preliminary research period includes

1. Autodialing
[consult almanac vol. 1]

2. Social Prosthetics
[sexual vs. nonsexual; consult appendix]

3. Scope Creeps
[re: elasticity of federal “terrorist” industry]

4. SuicideWorld
[consult almanac vol. 2]

All supplemental content from here on will pertain mainly to classifications, research, and methods thereof.

Any and all research provided by NEETS is authentic and not to be confused with any form of parody, absurdism, or otherwise non-sequitur.

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www.youtube.com/@neetsofficial

credits

released November 3, 2022

Allen: Guitars, Vocals, Data
Alen: Drums, Samples
Alan: Keys, Samples, Vocals
Allan: Bass, Vocals, Data

Alina: Saxophone [1,5] Vocals [6]

Audio Doctoring
Col. A.M. Smithee
Data Center II
c/o Bug Sound Studios
Brooklyn, New York

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NEETS Washington, D.C.

NEETS was established in 1972 by financier and Inter-Maritime Bank/Affiliates owner Baruch "Bruce" Rappaport.

Using shell and SA corporations in conjunction with "board interlocks", NEETS has financed US, Belgian and Israeli intelligence-backed global terrorism, human trafficking, third world death squads, organized blackmail, drug cartels and racketeering pertaining to oil-tanker extortion.
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